The Queen of Hearts Click here to Read the Magazine
By Ariana Deats November 16, 2016
We have all heard of The Queen of Hearts, but do we really know why she became so mad? How many heads does she really have? How did she come to be queen?
Well, we have some answers for you, let us tell you a story of how the madness all began for our lady in red.
Let us start with how she became queen, it is quite very simple she beheaded all that dare to challenge her rule. She basically just took the throne and beheaded all that dare to ask.
She simply stayed ahead of the game no pun intended well maybe just a little pun, see when a newcomer dare to enter her land she would simple nip things in the bud by nipping their precise head. Take for example when Alice tumbled down on into Wonderland, the queen waited with a tomahawk in hand.
Which begs to ask the next question in our tale of woe, how many heads does she have?
“These geese may look pretty fine on my wall in the castle hall”- An evil chuckle ensues from her very red lips tinted with hmm you know what… Run little geese run or you will soon be mounted on a castle wall.
The queen rocking her handcrafted leather wears, why yes she shops The Odd Portrait where else did you expect, a woman such as this to buy & support her fashion needs. The leather holds up well for all her lifestyle adventures (the beheading of random and known strangers). The spikes and stones protect her from any who dare fight back especially those pesky geese. Even The Mad Hatter buys our Leather Bow Ties, all of wonderlands odd and mad creatures come to us for their custom fashion needs.
The final question to be answered in this saga, how she came to be mad? Everyone tumbled into wonderland even the queen but when she did she smacked her head. It nearly cracked like a watermelon but instead, she just went mad you know completely nutty in the head. Fate how it befalls us no one knows for Alice tumbled and landed on her toes her head intact and her wits somewhat still about, our poor queen was not so lucky.
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